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Democrat In Name Only: tRump is the most dangerous president in US history *doesn't subscribe to Andy Borowitz's patreon*
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. Andy Borowitz
by Andy Borowitz I assume this means that gay doctors can refuse to save the lives of homophobic bakers, so it s all good.
Andy Borowitz: Suspending the Muslim ban is an insult to all who lost their lives at Bowling Green.
He is fake satire