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People Say:

I'm not drinking until Sher's Ann Summers party, I can't handle it anymore like this hangover is just pure fear
The Maximiser v Big Ben, is this the World Darts Championship or the Ann Summers website
Have I just heard correct?? 80 year old on first dates "there's only so much you can do with she isn't there" haaaaa
Walked into Ann Summers only to listen to how customers annoy them,how horrible men are. How nasty life is & when they want to die. Wtf! Xo
'They should do adult happy meals, with, like, Ann Summers toys in them!!' Honestly why tf is my mum like this