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OXI Clean dude is such a wanna be Billy Mays
HI BILLY MAYS HERE ARE YOU SICK OF BEING A DECENT PERSON? WELL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF YOUR BRAIN YOU CAN BE A SJW ASSHOLE!
Ur real name is Cesar foo. But it's not right. Neither is Billy Mays.
Trivia crack just asked me "Who was the forst black baseball player" and one of the choices were "Billy Mays" really.. the infomercial king
Anyone besides me ever wonder if he is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99?