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He is so attractive wow
He isn't in the lineup today against the sucka
It is impossible to look at Brett Lawrie and not immediately chuckle and whisper "what a douche" under your breath.
*brett lawrie at bat* cousins girlfriend: HIS ASS IS SO FAT....
Brett Lawrie's 100% style of play is not appropriate for a 162-game baseball season. Also, he's a full-on headcase.