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People Say:

Aussie Arina Rodionova is out of qualifying, narrowly defeated by No. 23 seed Coco Vandeweghe 4-6, 6-7(8).
Kenin has always been arrogant. She reminds of Coco Vandeweghe....
ITF W100 Charleston - Clay (First Round) Nao Hibino (JPN) def. Coco Vandeweghe (USA) 7-6(5) 6-1
19th seed Madison Keys has withdrawn from the Ladies' Singles draw. Zhang Shuai is now 33rd seed and the lucky loser is Coco Vandeweghe
Me: *studying minding my own business* My brain: Look up Coco Vandeweghe's career on Wikipedia and read all of it