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DANIEL MURPHY!!! This man is on fire right now!
Daniel murphy: there are no racist problems anymore because i, a white cis male who can and has never experienced racism, fucking say so
TODAY IS DANIEL MURPHY'S 18TH BIRTHDAY. CELEBRATE.
So he is batting 471.
Stop spinning the inevitable Daniel Murphy trade as 'a move to get a power bat' it is cutting off your nose to spite your face...