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People Say:

Bartender: "Everyone knows who 'You're So Vain' is about." Me: "Yeah, Dave Coulier."
You Oughta Know is trending, and somewhere, he is crying and thinking about how much he misses theater blowjobs.
The fact that Dave Coulier acknowledged me (exchanged words) TWICE during his show is pretty fuckin' awesome.
Interviewer: no resume? this is just 49 pages of Dave Coulier "Full House" erotic fan fiction Me: yep Interviewer: *pause* have you got more
CAN WE JUST TALK ABT HOW DAVE COULIER (aka uncle Joey in full house my fav childhood show) is performing AT TCNJ AND IM WORKING