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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.-Jack Handey
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts~ Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts~ To me boxing is like a ballet except theres no music no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts~ When you go ice-skating try not to swing your arms too much because that really annoys me.
"Depp Thoughts, by Jack Handey" where each one-liner is an absurd musing re: Johnny Depp -- something I've actually been working on for days