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People Say:

Obligatory comment about how the Phillies chose John Bowker over Brandon Moss in 2011.
FUCK YOU JOHN BOWKER!!
FYI: The Phillies cut Brandon Moss a few years ago to make room for a guy named John Bowker
John Bowker > Brandon Moss.
Wait... John Bowker was the guy the Pirates AND Phillies preferred over Moss when they let him go?