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People Say:

Every time the commentators say Caleb Porter's name I think they're saying Kalan Porter and it freaks me out.
Did you guys vote for the JabbaWockees, Kalan Porter, or Clay Aiken today?
I just want to hear Kalan Porter sing again
I can now say I've seen both Kalan Porter and MacKenzie Porter live and if you know both, we vibe
Him: what are you thinking about? Me: just Kalan Porter, winner of Canadian Idol season 2, who recorded one single album and nothing else