(irstie)

People Say:

Why is Kirstie Allsopp wearing a cowboy hat and a 50s style dress on location location location?
Just to top it all off she is back on the tv making loads of bollocks for the middle classes cosy Christmas time..Fuck Off
I do rather fancy Kirstie Allsopp. So there.
So Kirstie Allsopp has a Hannah Montana alter ego then?
Kirstie Allsopp keeps a gyspy in her trailer, on his hands and knees, naked, chocolate eclair sellotaped to his back.