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Others: Mark Stubblefield, head trainer for all MiLB umpires, Lee Elia (did not hear him swear once) and Joe McDonald, still scouting at 88!
Someone in the newsroom is listening to the Lee Elia rant because sure, why not
I could go full Lee Elia right now.
If I'm Kapler, I go on a Lee Elia rant about the umpires, their union, the whole thing.
Looking forward to you consoling Cubs fans with the Lee Elia rant in 2-3 years.