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Me: Santa, kahit sila-- Santa: heh, di ko kayang kidnappin si Jake Vargas, Julian Trono, Renz Valerio at One Direction.
Iba talaga si renz valerio haysss
Kamukha niya si Renz Valerio (holy mother of nuts)
Ang cute talaga ni Renz Valerio :D
Ang gwapo ni renz valerio kanina