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Ron White shirtless bikini

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Tellin a guy who likes strange to not like strange is like telling dogs that like to kill chickens to not kill chickens~ Ron White
We gave away tickets and got so many phone calls the phone froze! We had to unplug it and plug it back in to get a winner!
How is soy sauce black and soy milk white when soybeans are green? Well then
Watch Ron White Standup with me so i know it's real
All the cowboys need is Manziel & RG3. Won't win any games, but fun to party with.