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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran
One of my friends met Shirley Conran at an event and resisted the temptation to say 'which one of you **** is my mother?'
"You're never too old to grow up." ~Shirley Conran
Isn t there already a female Lord of the Flies in Savages by Shirley Conran?
If life's too short to stuff a mushroom, what on earth would Shirley Conran make of stuffing a chicken oyster?