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People Say:

If I have to explain to a server at a place that specializes in breakfast what a "short stack" is one more time I'm going to fucking
Short stack is SCARED
Overnight is going to be fun tomorrow. Come out and the the manager's special: free short stack if you complete a guest survey! 10pm-2am
I had a dream short stack hated me this is legit the worst issue I have in my life right now
I don't listen to Short Stack anymore (oh god) but their Facebook is just