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People Say:

What time do Ted Lange and Joyce DeWitt come on stage to tell me how to vote for president?
I just met Ted Lange. He is a dope brother still putting in work.
He is the poor man's Ron Glass. Discuss.
I'm the no-wave honky equivalent of Isaac from The Love Boat, basically. Ted-Lange Jesus And The Jerks.
YouTube suggested It Nearly Wasn't Christmas (1989) so I bit. It's also awful. Charles Durning as Santa & Ted Lange are only notable actors