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Been to see that new film Everest tonight. Two hours and not a single mention of Ted Moult
In other news, I seem to be moulting like fuck. And yet, not fucking like Ted Moult. The universe is a mystery, isn't it?
Watched that film Everest at the Weekend. Not one mention of Double Glazing or Ted Moult?
Make a film called Everest and not mention Ted Moult? Sacrilege.
Ted Moult on The subject of my Dad's favourite joke... which I'm not telling here.