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Police think former Anheuser-Busch CEO August Busch IV was too drunk to fly his helicopter: CEO of beer company in the can?
The August Busch IV helicopter shit is funny but I must've forgot he's killed/been liable for the deaths of multiple people.
Former Anheuser-Busch CEO August Busch IV is under investigation after appearing "too intoxicated to take off" hours after a helicopter lan
it's not like August Busch IV never attacked police with his car during a 20 minute police chase....oh wait....
The Bell helicopter reportedly flown here by August Busch IV is still sitting in a Swansea IL parking lot.