(arolyn)

People Say:

Is the Rt Hon Michael Portillo very hard up? Astonishing stuff now on
he isn't available
I love Michael Portillo's shirts. Very stylish
Michael Portillo's in Russia was very watchable (except the bit where he gets a rub down at the Russian baths)
Why is Michael Portillo on TV? With his nose like a squashed bell end and mouth like prolapsed anus. You're not Michael Palin, you're a tit.