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My 2nd favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being-hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint - Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. -Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck~ Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves or anyone else and hope for the best.