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Erma Bombeck Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves or anyone else and hope for the best. yep
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. ERMA BOMBECK
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." - Erma Bombeck