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Moral advice from a newspaper that hacked a dead girl's phone. Like being told your patio's shit by Fred West.
Comment of the day from a lad I'm working with: "Who's Fred West? Is that the weatherman?"
Withheld numbers do my head in so I now answer with 'Fred west patios how can I be of service?'
This is fucking hilarious. The worst send off since Fred West's funeral.
This rose and fred west programme is focked, mad to think we walk the same streets and go to the same shops they did