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Jack Palance shirtless bikini

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The highlight of is when I watched Jack Palance do push ups on YouTube 3 minutes ago. Let's wrap this up.
I cant be smellin like Jack Palance.
Also he is wonderful as the hired gun. The way he says "Prove it..." With that sick little smile.
Creepy he is creepy.
One day some grizzled Jack Palance-looking motherfucker is going to win an Oscar for his role as Robert Mueller in a cool thriller.