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People Say:

Is it bad I've eaten four Jimmy Dean sausage and egg breakfast sandwiches in two days?
No lie, that is my breakfast right now. Jimmy Dean frozen croissant sandwich thing. This is a huge accomplishment for me.
My assistant eats frozen jimmy dean sausage egg and cheese bisquits, and they smell so fuckin bad.
Hollywood is under me, I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Steve McQueen, I'm Jimmy Dean.
Are we ever going to discuss how pomo it is that the Jimmy Dean Sun is now unironically the only one in costume?