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People Say:

Tough blow for the Cardinals losing Wainwright. But, they're the Cardinals, so this just means he is going to win the Cy Young.
Super creepy Rob Lowe is actually John Lackey.
He is acting like he's either a 7 year old or a secret agent for the Cardinals.
John lackey left his wife after she was diagnosed with cancer, so the cardinals losing comes with a bonus
Never thought I would say this, but John Lackey has been really, really good for the Cubs this season.