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I've never noticed how big of a baby he is when he doesn't get calls. Did he do that last year? I had rose colored glasses on.
I have a feeling that he is not going to pitch well this year.
God, these John Lackey starts are such a buzzkill. How appropriate is it that he started the game that marked the end of a winning streak?
He is my spirit animal
I don't care if he's with the now; he is still the man. "Bro you can't sip whiskey!"