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Morey Amsterdam shirtless bikini

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Still jarred by a 1992 ABC News reported describing then Senate candidate Chiquito as "the Morey Amsterdam of the Philippines"
Sean Spicer is Morey Amsterdam
Reminds me of getting the mocha at Morey Amsterdam's.
Me: Okay, gonna be focused today. Also Me [18 tabs open]: "At 16, Morey Amsterdam played piano at a speakeasy owned by Al Capone..."
I love the spam comment accounts that pair an avatar of a pouting 17-y.o. girl with the content of a Morey Amsterdam routine.