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My life needs editing. -Mort Sahl
Mort Sahl~ Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
Mort Sahl Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost. :)
Updating an old Mort Sahl joke. What do Tide Pods and Tidal Basin Pols' pronouncements have in common? Either is dangerous if swallowed.
My life needs editing. * Mort Sahl