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Clearly the skating isn't that engaging if I'm telling bitchy stories about everyone Patti LuPone hates
Anyway, sometimes you just really need to listen to the original cast recording of Evita starring Patti Lupone & Mandy Patinkin.
Patti LuPone is in London and I ain't. Life.
Seriously. WHERE THE HELL IS PATTI LUPONE????
Overheard at the next table: "Oh my god! Patti LuPone is, like, a person too!"