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Paul Simon shirtless bikini

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Fun Fact about me: When I was a kid I had a crush on Paul Simon.
I really do think I can do four weeks in the village because in the words of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel: (1/2)
Will a cute boy please like Paul Simon so we can sing his songs and talk about his poetry and be together 4evs?
Oh my GOD how is two minutes of paul simon playing basketball so fucking funny i can't
Although, wondering if the fact he's put Paul Simon's '50 ways to leave your lover' on there is a warning sign I should be aware of...