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Peter Parker shirtless bikini

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Ustedes no entienden lo que es tener un crush con Peter Parker desde la infancia.
I don't even have a problem with Peter Parker, it just makes no sense to do it again when Miles Morales is so relevant in the comics.
Or at least as Miles Morales, if you're afraid of racists who will cry and whine that he is white in the comics. >_>
"How do you rank your Spider-Man films" they ask. Well, does Peter Parker strut to the background music? That really helps.
Apparently 50 Shades features a university student who doesn't have an email address? This is like Peter Parker using Bing all over again.