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People Say:

Dan Harrison: is Ruud Van Nistelrooy on? Hasn t watched football since 2005
Ruud van Nistelrooy is the realest to ever wheel, deal n have sex appeal
Ruud van Nistelrooy thinks Cavani is the best in the world??
Bilic: "United don't have a Sergio Aguero or a Ruud van Nistelrooy or Cristiano Ronaldo, and Rooney is injured."
Arsenal with a Ruud van Nistelrooy-esque striker wins the league and is a CL contender.