(pider)

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You ever get a bug bite, which your sure is a spider one, and think "Golly I hope this doesn't lead to me losing my pinky toe."
Thankfully the Laurel one isn't $500+ but WOWZA WHO THE FUCK can afford that spider one???
Thank you! I should get a butterfly one or something or maybe even a spider one catch my drift?
The new emojis are so cute but I could've totally done without the spider one /
I'm home alone and I just saw a spider (not just any spider one of those speedy fuckers from hell) so I ran outside help what do I do now