(pider)

People Say:

I'm the type of mf to burn down my house if I see a spider one minute & then don't the next.. the shit goin up in flames idc idc
Btw this is a 6-eyed sand spider, one of the most venomous spiders in the world
You don't have to eat the WHOLE spider.. one leg is fine! At least try.
Going to put the faith into my cats and hope to god they kill the big spider! One at the end of my bed and other on floor!
I've been pranked so many times today. And I kept falling for them. I think the spider one was the worst.