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People Say:

My abs still hurt after laughing so much last night. I definitely need to go to game night at my dad and stepmom's house more often.
My dad just said my stepmom is salty. He called her the Morton man and said "what makes you so salty today" I love this fight
Apparently I was on my phone during the entire Christmas party so they ratted me out to my stepmom THANKS FAM GO DIE
My stepmom is real life making tamales again and going to give hella to my white ass boyfriend , his ass is gonna burn .
My dad and stepmom decided that they hated me so I was allowed to go on vacation to lake placid for skiing BUT...