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Wait. Did he just say that the Ravens defensive coordinator is named Wink Martindale? Because, that's awesome if it is...
Wink Martindale's parents were sadists.
This being the original recording of this famous recitation which Tex Ritter, Phil Harris, Wink Martindale, and many others have covered.
Next time that bell rings I hope they cut to Wink Martindale.
*sees thread on FAN about "FOX's Gambit"* *realizes it's not a reboot of the game show* argh, we need more Wink Martindale