Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alan Coren I'm a crusher
English humorist, writer and satirist
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Rated by - Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. Alan Coren -- Tony Lobo
- Alan Coren~ Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. -- Rossie Setter
- Alan Coren~ Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. -- Miriam Fare
- 27/9/78 Walked to Punch & Alan Coren was v. nice to me, and so was Miles Kington...walked home in a bemused state, smiling at strangers. -- Kenneth Williams
- Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear. - Alan Coren (1938 - 2007) -- WISSEM SHILI
- "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they ve told you what it is you want to hear."~Alan Coren -- Aminu Gamawa
- Alan Coren~ Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. -- Serena Hexy
- Victoria Coren is my favourite showbiz bird.Smart,witty,top poker player and the daughter? of the much missed Alan Coren. -- William
- Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers. Alan Coren -- John Welford
- Alan Coren~ Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. -- Jasmine Mcgaugen
- Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms. ~Alan Coren -- Ashwin Sanghi
- - Alan Coren Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks: The Essential Alan Coren Book: £0.99End Date: Thursd... ... -- Top Deals
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. yep -- Live Nation VIP
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. yes -- Ticketmaster
- Capitalist democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. Alan Coren -- °• Shaheen •°
- Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. -- Alan Coren -- randOHound
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. :-D -- Live Nation
- Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come. Alan Coren -- Brandi
- Strangely delighted to discover that I've pissed in the same toilet as Alan Coren. -- Will Stevens
- Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. ? Alan Coren -- Freedom Factory
- Demokrasi, size duymak istediklerinizi söyledikten sonra, diktatörlerinizi seçmekten ibarettir. - Alan Coren -- T.C VATANSEVER-FB
- "Er, Alan Coren/Claire Rayner's son wants to do some writing?" "Hmm, shove him in the food bit" -- Jon
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. wow -- jen
- Capitalist democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. - Alan Coren -- Revolution
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. yes -- Sixflags VIP
- "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear." - Alan Coren -- Rabbi Don Pacht
- Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. :-) -- Sixflags Concierge
- Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. - Alan Coren -- psychology
- I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ~ Alan Coren -- Darren C
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Ha -- Mel
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. no -- Sheila
- To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. ~Alan Coren, The Sanity Inspector, 1974 -- Patrick Oluyide
- "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear." Alan Coren -- Roger Hurn
- Fabulous evening of readings at Devizes Books....Nancy Mitford,John Agard, Alan Coren. Hilarious relief from constant election witterings. -- Patience Light
- Alan Coren: La televisión es más interesante que las personas. Si no lo fuera, tendríamos a personas colocadas en los rincones del sa... -- fhita♡
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. no -- Mc Promo
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Ha -- Sixflags Promo
- Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. yes -- Kohls VIP
- Being a personality is not the same as having a personality. Alan Coren -- David G. Hallman
- Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. :0 -- Kohls Gifts
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Ha -- Kohls Promo
- Demokrasi, duymak istedi inizi Sand n z eyi Size söylemelerinin ard ndan diktatörlerinizi seçmenizden ibarettir. Alan Coren -- Deniz Altuntaş
- No that's not an earthquake, it's Alan Coren spinning in his grave at his utter cunt of a son. -- Vote Me. Get Awesome
- Demokrasi, duymak istedi inizi Sand n z eyi Size söylemelerinin ard ndan diktatörlerinizi seçmenizden ibarettir. Alan Coren -- özelce kitap
- Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. Ha -- Lisa
- To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. ~Alan Coren -- Crystal Dwyer Hansen
- Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers. -Alan Coren -- Cream
- Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. wow -- Gene
- Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. ok -- Graham
- " is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms" - Alan Coren -- Boar TV
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