Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alan Smith I'm a crusher
Footballer (Famous from Manchester United Player)
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, and ranks among all celebrities on . Alan Smith is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dyed blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dyed blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Alan Smith
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"all super strikers go either near post or far post, Martial on the other hand is a different breed and goes in the middle" - Alan Smith -- Will
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2 things, we are crap & Alan smith is a bellend -- Michael Bootman
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Also he is a fucking bell end - talks some amount of dog shit -- Mark Blackadder
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I ve really missed football with fans, but I ll never miss that fucking whiny droning twat Alan Smith -- Kev
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Mario is kicked from behind. 'Hes got to be careful' says Alan Smith -- Brian Durand
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Bet he is pissed off he's had to watch this shite tonight whilst arsenal been bossing it at the Emirates! -- Andy Sloan
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He is a twat -- Jat Singh
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I'm so pleased to sit here watching Liverpool play poorly and listen to Alan Smith prove he is biased liar with a speech impediment -- Matt Watts
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Is alan smith watching the same game as me? -- John Sewell
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WHY IS ALAN SMITH STILL BEING PAID TO TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL. -- Pundit Watch
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Watching the game with the sound off because he is the biggest clueless bellend of a co-commentator there is. -- Simon Doust
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He is far from impartial when Liverpool play. He blatantly hates us!! And he's shit -- Nic
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I really hope Alan smith chokes on his own lisp -- Dean.
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Alan Smith the commentator is one boring man -- John barnes
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Alan Smith on is a DICK -- LEEROY JENNKKIINNS
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HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GENEROUS ALAN SMITH YOU FUCKING BELLEND -- Tima Studge ♥ LFC
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He is such a gobshite -- drew
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Is Alan Smith the most annoying commentator ever? -- Steve Buss
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Alan smith is fucking winding me the fuck up. -- Nikki
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Who does Alan Smith think he is slagging my squad off? -- Oscar Mackay
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Alan smith hates balloteli so much -- bobby mcqueen
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Why is Alan Smith acting like Basel beating Liverpool is a major upset?? He has watched us this year right?? We have been shite all year -- Chappers
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He is a Dick. Gonzales was pulling Sterling as much as sterling was pulling him! -- jason williams
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Alan Smith on Granit Xhaka: 'He's very good on the ball, rarely gives it away' - ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH PAL? -- Barry
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Alan Smith could commentate on me winning the lottery and make me wish I hadn't. Is his the dreariest voice on Earth? -- Lee Weedall
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Is Alan Smith a closet liverpool fan? He's always positive about our performances..
Drawing away from home in the champs league! -- Henderson's Goals
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He is Eurosport material -- 'Poetry In Motion'
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Why is Alan smith on our game, couldn't he just be left to wank over the arsenal game? -- Lewis Pendleton
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Congratulations, too, to Alan Smith on entering HoF - but I don't know him so he doesn't make me ponder my mortality! -- Rob Jones
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This is bad enough atm without having to listen to Alan Smith commentate !! Didn't think anyone could out bore Michael Owen.... -- Mark_TheRed
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Bit of a boring game so far however he is even more boring!! -- Steven Williams
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Alan Smith described a Basel player doing the move as doing 'foot overs' tonight. Football is dead -- Gordon John Wilson
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I seriously dislike Alan Smith. -- darren pritchard
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He is to football commentary what Bob Willis is to cricket commentary. -- Mark Shannon
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Sounds like Alan Smith can't get off the pitch fast enough. The former Leeds great is still a sandwich short of a picnic. -- Ian
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Alan Smith really is a poor summariser...... -- Jamie Heaphey
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Anyone know what happened in the 90's between the Arse's Alan Smith and liverpool to make him SO GOD DAM BITTER?! Hanson knob his Ma mebbe?! -- david varley
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What a knob alan smith, is the referee injured while the referee is holding a missile thrown from the crowd -- Mikey Thompson
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"Is he injured?" - Alan Smith, Mr Observant. -- Jim Boardman
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Can Alan Smith stop calling stepovers footovers? It's really weird -- Denzel Thunderfunk
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He is less desirable than a pneumatic drill to the eardrums. -- Paul Schofield
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DECT vs DECT 6.0 - do you know the difference? Our Audio PM he is currently dropping some IT triva in our webinar... -- LogitechForBusiness
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He is a cunt -- Stigberto
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Why isn't alan smith at the emirates? -- yoppid
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"There is love in holding on and
there is love in letting go" Martin Tyler & Alan Smith -- IR7
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Owen Coyle commentatibg on tv3 in Ireland and he is actually pretty good! Then again he cant be worse than Alan Smith -- Why Always Us?
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The last time Roma were in Manchester they lost 7-1 on the night. It was so bad that even Alan Smith scored. -- Ali Raza
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He is doing good things apparently with his new coaching role at Notts County, Should he ever be considered here for coaching role?? -- kevin booden
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Data management is not a project, it's an ongoing service. Alan Smith -- Dancy Dynamics
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Imagine being Martin Tyler or Alan Smith's son. Having to listen to your dad's voice constantly while playing fifa -- Jack Frame
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