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Rated by - I know Alan Titchmarsh from his sexy sexy presence on Netflix. He is a sex God! -- Anonymous
- I don't know about Geoff Boycott being on The Alan Titchmarsh Show he should be on The Alan Partridge Show. HaHa. -- Stuart Foster
- Sorry, is Alan Titchmarsh really having a "guess the midget" segment? -- Karn Mc☁
- Wow geoffrey boycott what a legend he is x Alan titchmarsh Show x -- Sharon Archer
- Alan Titchmarsh shouted at me once, and he's an irritating old man - but his itv show is strangely compelling -- Matt Rogers
- 'he is a poor excuse for a bloke i'd love to take him block & beaming for the day with me' MFD -- Samantha Davies
- He is increasingly looking like a garden gnome... -- Claire A
- When some1's pic is them & Alan titchmarsh..havin clearly gone 2 an Alan titchmarsh signing of some kind -- laura gabell
- Really is something about Alan Titchmarsh that makes me dislike him, but can't figure out what -- Becky Duffy
- I can't even keep a bunch of mint alive for more than a day. Guess Alan Titchmarsh's job is safe. -- Julia
- I'm so hungover my head feels like it's been sexually abused by satan whilst alan titchmarsh is going at it with a trowel -- Dan Line
- What I love about windows 8 is that I can run TuneIn app & listen to *ANY* radio station in the world, Alan Titchmarsh on Classic FM -- The Green Fairy
- Alan titchmarsh is so annoying he is what i hate most about afternoon tv in autumn tbh -- hollyॐ
- How did I manage to sit in the audience at The Alan Titchmarsh Show so many times especially when it was 2 shows (live & pre record) -- Jacqui Garner
- My last name is Cole, people call me Coley...... Theres is a woman on alan titchmarsh called gay coley, piss taking bastards -- BlooMunKy
- Alan Titchmarsh show this afternoon for a laugh and the show is in Howden Park Centre tonight. Helloooo Scotland -- Paul Daniels
- Allotment society AGM has finished. There is now a raffle, where you can win a copy of Alan Titchmarsh's autobiography. -- Can You Dig It?
- There are no emoticons to convey my distaste that Alan Titchmarsh still has a daytime TV slot, so here are two different camels instead. -- Jake Urry
- Is there anything possibly worse than the Alan Titchmarsh show -- ☮✌ Nikki Samani
- He is braver than I - I'll never kill em, I put em out, but I NEVER pick em up! -- Millardy
- He is one of the most boring people ever! Putting me to sleep. So dry and bland! -- Ursula Carnahan
- He is talking about plus size women and fashion.. It's positive interesting -- Plus Confidence in U
- So Garcia would sooner watch Homes under the Hammer & Alan Titchmarsh than a re run of the Bournemouth match. Don't blame him! -- Dan Harvey
- So anyway.. It seemed at this point Alan Titchmarsh's face had caved in. I loved my new bat, I stroked it. Grinned., 'now you Kyle..' -- Halksmush!
- TV gardening star he is to end his self-titled ITV chat show after seven years, it is announced. -- Bret Carlson
- Also the alan titchmarsh show is this morning for boring people -- martha,
- So many innuendos on the Alan Titchmarsh Show today. "We've been hard at it everyday" "you need to pleasure yourself every now and then" -- Stephen Williams
- He is a fruitcake. -- Robin Clarke
- India sends a rocket into space, while in the uk Alan Titchmarsh has a space themed bake off. We're so lame. -- Stephen Quinn
- Why is Alan Titchmarsh sporting the Dracula hair style? -- Harry Paye
- I know being a mum consists of watching daytime rubbish but why am i watching alan titchmarsh?! -- нαииαн♡
- I need a life, the highlight of my day is the Alan Titchmarsh show.....Fml I need to be better -- Sara
- Bet he is a better fuck than Ed Milliband -- dylan
- by he is in at no 6 on the PB charts! (This is obviously partly because of the title, which *I* came up with). -- Alison, LBA Books
- Alan titchmarsh is having a stroke live on air. Why does he have his own show and why am I watching it?? -- Rory Kerr
- He is being the ultimate Partridge buffoon on TV right now. (I'm in a doctor's waiting room) -- Sam Bailey
- I'm not going to Bilderberg this year. So there's an empty seat between Alan Titchmarsh & Pam Ayres if you fancy. Take a book, it can drag! -- alex bailey
- That was a very enjoyable programme about Autumn with Alan Titchmarsh! -- Paul Belben
- The Season with Alan Titchmarsh on ITV3 is Autumn and he was just Talking about the devil spitting on blackberries on Sep 29th! -- Norfolkwren
- I'm watching a seasons programme with Alan Titchmarsh But so interesting! -- Shelley Wakeling
- Alan titchMarsh has been my constant companion on some very difficult commutes this Week. Now full of garden design ideas. Bless his socks -- shiv5468
- The words every dad is proud to hear his son say...Yes!! The Alan Titchmarsh show is back on next week. -- Richard Dodd
- Traveling's funny, isn't it? Out of nowhere it seems I'm about to spend four days working alongside Oz's version of Alan Titchmarsh -- Jonathan Simpson
- My dad is in the garden trimming his tomato plants ( not an innuendo) he's turned into a right Alan Titchmarsh lately. -- Sian killean
- The ends of the leaves on my plant turned brown so I fixed it by cutting them off I am practically Alan Titchmarsh -- ✿ tasha ✿
- The ice bucket challenge is a chance to see what sort of garden all your comment and fb friends have. Alan Titchmarsh must be loving it. -- Jonathan Harper
- Listening to Bob Harris akin to taking a warm bath, Alan Titchmarsh on more like being chatted up by your old geography teacher -- Phil Bryer
- The Alan Titchmarsh Show is just Alan in a sparkly blue suit -- Tabby
- Really enjoy gardening programs but I can t stand Alan Titchmarsh -- James H
- Where is my bus?! Miss Saigon are on Alan Titchmarsh in 40 minutes! I need to get home!!!! -- Mary Barnes
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