Alton Brown

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• Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.' - Alton Brown -- Recipe Ideas
• Alton brown is my spirit animal -- samwise
• Alton brown is my irl comfort character -- Liv
• Alton Brown (my favorite chef) replied to my comment today, that's the 3rd time in the last 2 years so I think it's safe to say we're friends -- Elaine
• Caitlin doesn't know who he is or ever seen Good Eats. I am so ashamed for her. -- john hatala
• is alton brown live fun for non-foodies too? Im trying to convince other, non cooking obsessed people to go too -- Steve Ash
• Hospitality is all about graciously giving and taking. It s simply sharing what you have and taking what is offered. ~Alton Brown -- Edward FT Charfauros
• Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. -Alton Brown .,0 -- Cosmos
• [8:21:55 PM] Yuoaman: sex is a lot like cutthroat kitchen things get heated, sometimes you lose money, alton brown is there -- TigerCykes ‮!TI TOG
• He is a chef bae from my college days.. used to watch Good Eats and Iron Chef America in my dorm room all the time -- S. Pink
• He is a walking food encyclopedia. -- Your Ex-Stepmom
• Adam Wainwright was Giada DeLaurentis & Joe Kelly is Alton Brown famous cooks on tv therefore restaurants were given to them for free -- I_am_Belle_Cabrera
• If your go-to recipe is alton brown's version of anything and you don't weigh your ingredients get the fuck out -- bobby scarin'
• "Cooking is an observation-based process that you can t do if you re so completely focused on a recipe" - Alton Brown -- THERMO-KOOL
• He is my spirit animal. -- Jack Janzen
• the best turkey recipe is the Alton Brown roasted turkey that you brine the day before that I got off food tv -- Ann K
• " is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe." -Alton Brown -- DeansList Restaurant
• He is only one with a chip ... -- Suzanne Langlois
• Redford Theatre is a landmark. Love this old theatre. The host reminds me so much of Alton Brown. -- Tami
• "A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane s instruction manual while flying." Alton Brown -- Stephanie Stiavetti
• Alton brown is coming to Indy!? -- Caity✌✨
• Alton brown is a great chef -- シャクエキ
• He is the King of Petty. I love him lmao -- Au-Brie Plaza
• Pickled Okra: This is Alton Brown recipe and it is amazing. I changed it to a canned okra and not refergerated -- posted by Dixie fro... -- JANI GEEEEEE
• Wait.... so if someone asks me "Which celebrity would you like to meet?" Saying he isn't the correct answer? -- Demonicrebellion
• He is like Nerdfighteria of Food. -- Mmina Maclang
• Alton brown is a national treasure -- PollyPocket ‮!AHCTOG
• Anyone want to go see Alton Brown's stage show at the Classic Center with me next month? Anyone else even know who that is? -- Stephen Young
• Tim as alton brown but every episode is about making pancakes and also throwing some sort of better food item in the garbage. -- Abby Ohlheiser
• "Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it." ~ Alton Brown. -- rhonda mcnair
• "Cooking is an observation-based process that you can t do if you re so completely focused on a recipe." ~ Alton Brown -- AriaItalian
• Okay. I really gotta go see Alton Brown live now. He's coming to Omaha next month even! :D -- Ty Squeaksky
• Is there a fandom for tv chefs? If not I wanna start one. Robert Irvine + he is my OTP. -- Gin
• He is so mean. -- the koritsi
• Just scored tickets to one of my Fav Chefs..Alton Brown in JAX FL!!!! Life is good!!! -- Jacqui Maldonado
• Who would win in a fight between Rachel Ray and Alton Brown? My money is on Rachel. -- Solid Blake
• There is something uncomfortably Litch-like with the way he is aging. -- John Leavitt
• "Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it." -Alton Brown -- Anna Reale
• Is it worth spending $50+ for a faraway balcony ticket to Alton Brown's food variety show tour? I wanna say yes but uggggh. -- albie gene
• "Cooking is an observation-based process that you can t do if you re so completely focused on a recipe." Alton Brown -- Deborah Thompson
• is definitely alton brown letting out his evil side. he finds too much joy in the contestants misery. -- Stay High, Always...
• He is probably my favorite tv host. He's a witty asshole.. Haha -- Jesse Pangelinan
• My comment feed is consistently video games, musicians and Alton Brown posting picture of porridge. Science porridge. -- Nathan Winger
• This is my third shower today but nothing can cleanse the horror of binge watching so much Alton Brown -- Anthony
• Why am I so turnt that they put good eats on Netflix. Alton brown was my favorite back in the day -- Dock Webb
• Alton Brown having only some of the Good Eats shows on Netflix is liking having amnesia...I'm missing memories of my past! -- Daniel Peel
• He is king -- corey.
• I follow Alton Brown... and now my dash is bombarded with cookie pics. No egregiously, girth shaped cookies. This is good. comment is good. -- Michael Gambino
• Alton brown keeps rting cookies and im so upset bc i want some -- AAAAHHHHH
• So we finally know how to scare Alton Brown...and perhaps other vampires, as well: hugging! -- Jasmine M

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