Anderson Varejao

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is getting used and abused so badly that it's looking like Cosby must have slipped something in his Gatorade. -- Not Bill Walton
• He is even more awful in person than he is on TV. -- Danny Glassman
• Is there some way to merge Tristan Thompson and Anderson Varejao into one being like Firestorm? -- Michael A. Young
• But all in all, Anderson Varejao or whatever his name is. He is terrible -- Ryan Hunter
• He is getting too many touches on offense. -- Stephen M. Zorio
• Anderson Varejão is butt -- Krystian
• He is trash -- R I C H M O N D
• What in the Sam Hell is Anderson Varejao doing -- Jordan Zirm
• Shawn Marion is a whopping +21 so far tonight. But so is Lebron. And Kyrie. And Anderson Varejao. -- Justin Sweeney
• I mean Anderson Varejao ahows up before he has to at the Q so he can take a pre game nap but thats not a problem -- Prince of Christmas
• Anderson varejao is by far the worst defender on the cavs. Dumb as a brick -- LBJ FAN
• The Anderson Varejao signing is baffling. -- Eric
• He is still v. good at committing fouls and only being called for some of them, so not a total loss for the Warriors. -- Brett Huston
• Anthony Davis is abusing Anderson Varejao. I haven't seen a Brazilian abused this badly since that video on Pornhub. -- Joey Shmurda
• He is weak. -- kyle ritenour
• He is buns -- DB
• He is so bad!! -- Deric Link
• He is always at the wrong side of a highlight reel. -- Ralph Renz.
• I don't think it's possible to play worse than he is playing. -- Patrick Evans
• I feel like he is in the NBA to just get posterized! -- Mina Tawadros
• Is it just me or does Anderson varejao look like a pedophile version of sideshow bob? -- The JCC Show
• Anderson Varejao's mustache is hideous, just saying -- Jeffrey Kahn
• Anderson Varejão is shocking quite frankly... -- TC
• Anderson Varejao mustache is killing me -- King Artie
• Anderson Varejao's moustache is for mature audiences only. -- Carson Cunningham
• Someone needs to tell Anderson Varejao that there is a hideous caterpillar on his lip -- Alex Kopicki
• Anderson Varejao looks so weird with a mustache lol -- LO7
• Anderson Varejao's porn stache is hurting my eyes. -- Rhoby Sala
• Anderson Varejao mustache is so ugly -- Moe Harden
• Anderson Varejao's pedo stache game is tight af -- Jeff Li
• He is so assss -- •Ethan•Dillenbeck•™
• Anderson Varejao's mustache is highly questionable on the facial hair trustworthiness scale, I think. -- Matthew Kocsan
• Can we get a compilation video of Anderson Varejao being dunked on please? It'd probably last a solid 3 minutes. -- Jerm
• Willie Cauley-Stein is the black Anderson Varejao -- Gødwïn Lükê
• It sure as shit isn't going to be Anderson Varejao, I can tell you that much. -- Justin Russo
• Anderson Varejao has played more than 31 games ONCE in the past 5 seasons, yet people think Cleveland is counting on him next year? -- Adam Klug
• Komend seizoen is Anderson Varejao ook weer fit, samen met Kevin Love en Kyrie Irving. Geeft het team een ongelofelijke diepte. Champs! -- Willem
• Whether or not resigning Kevin Love is a smart move for the Cavs depends entirely on the health of Anderson Varejao. -- Ringo, Esq.
• Kyrie Irving Dwayne Wade LeBron James Kevin Love Anderson Varejao/ Timofey Mozgov is a scary sight !! -- Uncle Brew
• That anderson varejao and mr hero commercial makes me laugh so hard -- Tia Klukan
• I had no idea that Anderson Varejao was drafted by the Magic in '04. Guess I was so excited about drafting Dwight Howard that I missed it -- Cody Taylor
• 1st being the security of Anderson Varejao remaining a Cav, of course. -- Dan Armelli
• Robin lopez is the fake anderson varejao -- Ser Arthur Dayne
• TT, Kevin Love, Anderson Varejao, and Timofey Mozgov is easily the most expensive front court ever. That's like 50 million next yr -- Jack Caponi
• We're gonna have a squad next year with Anderson varejao coming back healthy. All we need is a 3PT Shooter...and some kind of back up to 23. -- Keenan A Burke
• When we see the comment "Cavs are actively looking to move Anderson Varejao" or is his bond with Bron too strong -- G. Rosa
• But seriously let's never bring up Anderson Varejao as a "key member" of the Cavs. He's an overrated, overpaid version of Juwan Howard -- Travis
• Anderson varejao is my favorite player -- ✡tyrone✡
• So I had a dream (no lie) that Cleveland traded Brendan Hayward to the Bucks, along with Anderson Varejao lol weird as hell man. -- TheSportsFanatic
• He is expected to be a Cleveland Cavalier next season and is not involved in any trade talks at this point. -- Cleveland STC

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