Andy Borowitz

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• We actually filter out "idiots" in our comments section. Andy Borowitz's content isn't up to scratch on an internet comments board. -- JustinGreen∞
• Also, 'Says You' is the only thing to ever make me wish Andy Borowitz had a radio show. -- Lucas O'Connor
• So a woman put her comment account on an online dating profile and she follows Andy Borowitz and that's a totally fair dealbreaker, right? -- Maybe not Simon Cott
• "There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life." Wise words, Andy Borowitz, wise words. -- CarrieLanae
• "It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas." ~ Andy Borowitz -- Nicole Bonnet
• Am I the only person who can t stand Andy Borowitz? His work is all LOOK AT ME WRITING THE SATIRE HAHA, with the subtlety of a castration. -- ಠ_socratic_ಠ
• It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas.-Andy Borowitz -- Barbara I
• Andy Borowitz -"It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas." -- Chris Steele
• Andy Borowitz: "Trump is facing a backlash from supporters who attended his rallies but didn't get to beat anyone up." -- Diane Howell
• Ok maddow is reciting an Andy Borowitz piece on television, I'm done -- a reasonable man
• Andy Borowitz "I'm so excited about Congress coming back tomorrow." -- Owner of Capitol Hill escort service -- Paulo Saiz-Navarro
• Prediction for 2015: Borowitz Report's wacky satirical headline, "Andy Borowitz Is The New Yorker's Last Subscriber," is inadvertently true -- Clifford
• There are two groups of people who I dismiss out of hand: those who read Elite Daily and those who think he is funny. -- Adam Johnson
• The real Chris Rock is commenting links to screenshots of Andy Borowitz columns, and that might be worse than the Chris Rock parody accounts. -- #Bart2015
• "The one hitch for Jeb Bush is I'm pretty sure the constitution forbids Dick Cheney from being President for a third term." Andy Borowitz -- Blaine Bershad
• The only thing about aging that terrifies me is that I may someday start to like Andy Borowitz. -- Noah McCormack
• Andy Borowitz: Is this English error because you are faux quoting the idiot? "If I were him...." -- Joel W. Arnold
• So it turns out that the Republicans' "big tent" is actually filled with white supremacists, KKK members and neo-Nazis ~ Andy Borowitz Yep -- Shelby Kent-Stewart
• If you've ever laughed at The Onion or The Daily Show (or even Andy Borowitz, whatever, I don't judge), this is an attack on you. -- Josh Greenman
• "Humor that offends absolutely no one is not humor." -Andy Borowitz -- Mike Griggs
• The real Chris Rock is commenting links to screenshots of Andy Borowitz columns, and that might be worse than the Chris Rock parody accounts. -- bart
• I've given Andy Borowitz a chance. I really, really have. I'm sorry, man, but The Onion just does it better. -- David Berkson
• He is the Daily Currant to the Daily Currant. He s awful. -- ટටᏨའαԷᴉℭ
• Hey it's me, your dope-ass divinity, trollin' with my trinity, who thinks he is funny. Anyway, here's a racist comment -- a guy with stuff
• After this Brian Williams debacle it looks like he is now the most trusted name in news. -- Mark Toland
• Of course this is satire. It's the Beaverton. Kinda like Andy Borowitz. And American television in general. -- Rob Brown
• "Looking forward to getting this vaccination controversy behind us so we can start debating the benefits of air" - Andy Borowitz -- RJ Hayden
• "Whenever I'm feeling down, I remind myself, 'At least Mitch McConnell isn't in the same room talking to me right now.'" -- Andy Borowitz -- Michael Roman
• The fiercest comment hate of all is Andy Borowitz comment hate. -- Sam Rosenfeld
• Republicans Defend Measles Virus' Right to Life: "Every life is precious, even that of a tiny virus." - Andy Borowitz -- Humor Times
• Andy Borowitz and Bill Maher in a studio apartment for all of eternity, clamoring for attention over who is smarter and funnier (no and no) -- Jon Danziger
• He is my spirit animal. -- Billy Kennedy
• To paraphrase Andy Borowitz, it's scary that we live in a time where the non-debatable is debatable. -- Alex Witek
• Andy Borowitz s A Letter From Joni Ernst is maybe one of the worst things I ve ever read -- Shawn Pasternak
• Seriously, who are the people who read and enjoy Andy Borowitz? What are they like? -- astralhaze25
• Prophecy: The Second Coming will occur this year, so Jesus can tell people not to vote for Trump. Andy Borowitz -- Irwin B. Platzner
• Andy Borowitz: "It's not fair that Sarah Palin expects everyone to speak her language when she is the only one who understands it." -- Bergen2
• Andy Borowitz: GOP horror about Trump is like dog breeder who' spent 30 yrs raising pit bulls & is shocked when one bites him on the ass -- M. Mika Spencer
• The fact that Ted Cruz was born in Canada is the only compelling argument I've heard for halting immigration. -Andy Borowitz -- TheSmartArseLiberal
• I have this theory that the same people that think House of Cards is a good show are the same people that think he is funny -- el capitán
• Andy Borowitz: Sarah Palin says she'd like to serve in the Trump administration. So now we just need two more horsemen & we're good to go. -- Lynn Glace
• Andy Borowitz so pissed off that Kim Davis stole his next idea. -- Dustin Kurtz
• Trump's decision to wait until he's President to learn anything about national security is a real time-saver. ~ Andy Borowitz -- Barbara J. Cobuzzi
• RNC's Rance Priebus via Andy Borowitz: Obama...is out of touch with reality... Donald Trump spent fourteen seasons hosting a reality show. -- Tony Papaleo
• Is Andy Borowitz funny? -- Billy Gong
• Late Night with Seth Meyers is the television equivalent of an Andy Borowitz column. -- Sunderland Brown III
• Who knows how his POTUS run is going to play out, but what Ben Carson is saying can't be good for his brain surgery practice. Andy Borowitz -- Trey Speegle
• Typically not a fan of using comment to just straight complain, but he is the worst. -- Santos L. Halper
• Is it okay to unfriend people who like Andy Borowitz columns on Facebook? -- Gabriel Sikowitz
• Why is Andy Borowitz -- Olivia Nuzzi

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