Never be ashamed of having a crush on Arch Hall Jr I'm a crusher
Actor, musician, aviator, author (Famous from The Sadist)
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Rated by - Also it'd really boost my motivation if the meeting could be followed by an arch hall jr marathon -- todf
- Arch Hall Jr. Hasnt aged well.. -- Riff-o-Tronic
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Some mornings I wake up, look in the mirror and think. "Man, I kinda look like Arch Hall, Jr."
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Happy Birthday, Arch Hall, Jr. I have enjoyed many an evening watching your movies.
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Arch Hall Jr., baby-faced cult icon of EEGAH and THE SADIST, turns 71 today!
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Happy 71st Birthday to the star of EEGAH(1962) and THE SADIST(1963) Arch Hall Jr.
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- Happy Birthday to the one, the only Arch Hall Jr! My tires are full of water! -- Colleen McWatters
- Back from the Satellite of Love to confirm that the live show is HYSTERICAL. Great to see the gang: Jonah, Tom, Crow and Arch Hall Jr -- Finnegan Gooding
- Paid $60 to watch an Arch Hall Jr. movie. Am I an elite? -- VamosVideo
- Oh, no. If Arch Hall Jr. gets out of that buggy I'm out. -- ☭ DⒶvid DeMoss ★
- I really want a supergroup consisting of Chase here and Arch Hall Jr. -- Foul Bay Hero
- I don't have a problem with anybody, except that son of a bitch Arch Hall jr. -- Uncle Kermit
- Where's Arch Hall Jr? -- Jim Shepherd
- The president looks like if you merged Arch Hall, Jr. and William Watters from EEGAH, and also he thinks like Eegah. -- Witney Seibold 💖💜💙
- Bezos is a monster, Amazon is evil, and this rip of THE SADIST that's on Prime right now is a disgrace to the good name of Arch Hall Jr. -- Joey Lymphoma
- Arch Hall Jr and the Archers; not to be confused with The Archies. -- Marissa
- Think of it as like Open Water, but instead of sharks, it's Arch Hall, Jr. -- Evan Waters Raids Again
- Spies a Go Go (1964) starring Arch Hall Jr. As always, Hall was masterful. Two thumbs up. -- Pen Guinn ☘️
- I love that the royal baby is named after Arch Hall, Jr. -- Donny Ferguson 🗽
- Every time I see a picture of Rep. Duncan Hunter, I'm reminded of MST3K's description of Arch Hall, Jr., as "a cyst with teeth and hair" -- Jack Feerick
- "Arch Hall Jr. is like a sexy Michael J. Pollard." - Quentin Tarantino -- PhantoMantis
- After this, Arch Hall Jr. is looking pretty good. <shudder> -- Thea Sabin
- Oh god, is this that Arch Hall Jr band from Eegah! ?! -- Laura Lee
- I ain't forgot about you Arch Hall Jr., and what you did to me. I'll get you yet. -- Uncle Kermit The Strangler
- Out of all the musician leads in MST movies, this guy looks less badass with a gun than Arch Hall Jr. -- MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond
- Arch Hall Jr 76, Robert Garcia 42 (first Latino and gay Mayor of Long Beach). Happy Birthday! -- JM007JM
- Badass guitar player anime character but all he can perform are songs like Arch Hall Jr. from Eegah!. -- Sasha "TK" De'ath - a trunkful of triscuits
- Random B-movie hostess I ran across is testing me on my knowledge of Arch Hall Jr. movies. Of course the answer was Wild Guitar. -- Celeste Ramsay
- Is Arch Hall, Jr. singing this song? -- VictorVonPsychotron
- Twist Fever by Arch Hall, Jr.. The All Hallows' stream at 4:45pm. -- What's KFAI Playing Now!?
- Eegah is a horror movie about what if arch hall jr. kept finding you in the desert & trying to sing to you -- a fly in the ointment
- Now would be a good time for Arch Hall Jr to show up and sing Monkey in my Hatband -- Bill Zachmann
- Fell asleep on the couch watching Arch Hall Jr. s The Sadist -- your Late Nite Jazz Flyte DJ
- was directed by Arch Hall Sr starring his son Arch Hall Jr and also his secretary at the time. -- All Frightener
- Because of Facebook, I know that it is Arch Hall, Jr.'s birthday. -- BILL RYAN
- I knew Congo was gonna be a bad movie, but in the immortal words of Arch Hall Jr in Eegah: WOWWIE WOW WOW WOW. -- 🚮🚮🚮
- Tried to make an Arch Hall Jr. joke about Matt Gaetz but I simply can't bring myself to slander Arch Hall Jr. in this fashion. -- The Task Mage Is Dead; Long Live The Task Mage
- You were right, Arch Hall Jr. is great! -- Alexvrb
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