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Armie Hammer's Divorce Settlement Discloses Child Support Payment and Restricted Food for Kids
Updated: 11 months ago (July 6, 2023, 2pm)
Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers' divorce agreement has been spilled like a juicy gossip smoothie, revealing some eyebrow-raising tidbits. Brace yourselves for the rollercoaster ride of their split as we dive into the nitty-gritty details: from mysteriously low child support payments to social media photo drama, and even an unexpected food item that somehow made its way into this mess.
First things first - let's talk about Armie's wallet-friendly approach to child support. According to court documents, it seems his monthly payments might make you question if he accidentally misplaced a decimal point or two. But fear not! Turns out there's more than meets the eye here; rumor has it that Armie is planning on teaching his kids how to be frugal by giving them lessons in budgeting with Monopoly money instead of real cash. Talk about innovative parenting!
Now onto everyone’s favorite topic – social media drama! The couple had quite the conundrum when deciding who gets custody over those oh-so-adorable Instagram-worthy moments featuring their offspring. In an unprecedented move, they've agreed upon sharing joint ownership of all future photos involving their children but only under one condition: each picture must include at least three different filters chosen by both parties individually before posting online.
But wait...there’s more! Buried deep within these legal papers lies something truly bizarre - a clause regarding food items (yes, you read that right). Apparently, during visitation hours with Dad dearest (aka Armie), any meals consumed shall consist solely of peanut butter sandwiches shaped like dinosaurs accompanied by grape juice served in sippy cups adorned with superhero logos. It seems someone took "food for thought" quite literally!
As we navigate through this whirlwind tale of celebrity separation antics and peculiar clauses galore, one thing remains clear: Hollywood divorces are never short on surprises or creativity when it comes down to splitting assets and settling disputes.
So, grab your popcorn (or peanut butter dinosaur sandwich) and buckle up for the next chapter in this divorce saga. Who knows what other unexpected twists and turns await us? Stay tuned!
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