Never be ashamed of having a crush on Arnold Rimmer I'm a crusher
Arnold Judas Rimmer is a fictional character in the science fiction situation comedy Red Dwarf, played by Chris Barrie. He is unpopular with his crew mates, and is often the target of insults or...
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Why People Have A Crush On Arnold Rimmer
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I'm reading Pratchett's Night Watch books (yes finally) and enjoying them SO MUCH. Colon is Arnold Rimmer, but with no officiousness left. -- Jülii
- George Osborne is looking more and more like Arnold Rimmer (apologies to Red Dwarf fans) -- Manny Coulon
- I just wrote a sentence that had 5 (FIVE) commas in it. I then hit myself over my head and deleted four of them. I felt like Arnold Rimmer. -- Matt
- David Seymour reminds me abit of Arnold Rimmer. -- Emma Dilemma
- Kostas Manolas looks like a bearded Arnold Rimmer minus the H. -- Keith Peters
- George Osborne reminds me of Arnold Rimmer from Red dwarf -- tom pawley
- My schedule is turning into something like one of Arnold Rimmer's revision timetables! -- Michael Crouch
- "You always become the thing you hate the most" - Arnold Rimmer -- Matt Chelen
- //Going to school dressed as Arnold Rimmer tomorrow. Haha! It'll be awesome! I have a H specially for it :D -- Ensign Spot
- Tonight's had "hard light" holograms and none of them was Arnold Rimmer. What. The. Smeg. -- Michelle
- Meanwhile, just randomly, the Arnold Rimmer Song began rolling through my skullspace. I might be hankering for a bit of space comedy. -- Katrina Blau
- Got the Arnold Rimmer song in my head... -- Chris McCarthy-Stott
- I just found out the theme for the work Xmas party: H. I know just who to go as: Arnold Rimmer. -- Leigh Heard
- Sarah's got that Arnold Rimmer face on. The one he wears when he's being insulted. -- Nev Fountain
- You're a bad man, Arnold Rimmer... Lol! x -- Phil Phee
- "What would Arnold Rimmer make of all this fun and frolicking? TimeOut asks. -- Alex Taylor
- THAt'S ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD RIMMER -- David
- Oh m y ogod space au danny would literally just be arnold rimmer -- me when its ocs
- Its not all bad Roban - you've still better at driving people to suicide than Arnold Rimmer -- Kost
- Was told I sounded "exactly like Arnold Rimmer tonight." -- Matt Wheeldon
- To paraphrase Arnold Rimmer, Valentine's was a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn. -- Pound Shop Godfather
- Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer -- highdefmode
- Putting up the basecoat, making up the dinner, shoot myself in the knee, pretend I'm Arnold Rimmer -- Piffle
- backing electric drummers look too much the Arnold Rimmer song from for me to vote for them. -- Greg Mills
- The staging for was like a cross between Fallout 2 and the Arnold Rimmer song. -- Blake
- We call one of the guys at work 'Arnold Rimmer'. He looks fuck all like Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf but he's got a boyfriend called Arnold -- Bob Kostic
- "We have nothing to fear but fear itself! Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation. And obviously death and failure......" Arnold Rimmer, RD-X -- Russell Bond
- I was about to make a homework timetable, but then I realised I would literally turn into Arnold Rimmer if I did. -- Lauren
- Quote by Arnold Rimmer in the Red Dwarf series 3 episode "Polymorph". -- Captain Fancy
- I think I'm turning into Arnold Rimmer! -- Stephen Shirres
- He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, without him life would be much grimmer, he's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner... -- ConFuzzled Monkey
- Cult comedy meets natural history as my daughter calls her 2 pet caterpillars Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister. They are both green. -- Clare Flynn
- He is my spirit animal -- Caitlin Stock
- My personality is this monstrous hybrid of Edmund Blackadder, Arnold Rimmer and Rik from the Young Ones, I'm so sorry everyone -- molly
- There is a guy on the radio talking about Esperanto who may actually be Arnold Rimmer ... -- Laura
- Love my new job. Everyone there is really kind, good looking, and clever. I feel like Arnold Rimmer joining the Holo-Ship. -- Paul G Cornish
- Big fan of Curly, Mo & Larry Happy birthday to Chris Barrie In Red Dwarf he's Arnold Rimmer Suggestive name, we'll let that simmer -- Rhythmic Criminal
- GIVE ARNOLD RIMMER HAPPINESS I CANT BEAR TO WATCH HIM SUFFER ANY LONGER HES ALREADY DEAD PLS GIVE HIM A BREAK AND A HUG -- Lister of Smeg
- No crumbs for coos? Arnold Rimmer disagrees. Last day working in Denmark, but I'll be back soon. -- Pigeon Robot
- Sarcasm level = arnold rimmer -- louise ☆
- Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning. -- Arnold J Rimmer
- The older I get, the more Arnold Rimmer my reactions to things become. -- Miff Tuck
- Oh, the Miz. He's like the Arnold Rimmer of WWE. <3 -- Entomancy
- Sudden realisation why Arnold Rimmer's name is so demeaning almost a decade after first watching Red Dwarf. I was a sweet, innocent child. -- David Will
- "Is Hux [from star wars 7] that Arnold Rimmer looking fella?" - Me rn -- Twit No Mercy Run
- You know how Arnold Rimmer's last words were "gazpacho soup"? Mine will be "span tags" -- Holly Brockwell
- After spending the night with Tongue Tied running through my head, I woke up with the Arnold Rimmer song playing... -- Dave Hobson
- In some photos, Jeremy Hunt reminds me of "Red Dwarf's" Arnold Rimmer in scenes where he's acting smugly self satisfied. -- Katherine Littlejohn
- Matthais Cormann is 50% terminator, 50% arnold rimmer. No brain, no spine, and programmed to kill. What idiot would elect him? -- Lateralist76
- So many things to do, I don't know where to start! Maybe I should follow example of Arnold Rimmer & construct a timetable, or a 5-year plan. -- Heather Wastie
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