Arnold Rimmer

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Arnold Judas Rimmer is a fictional character in the science fiction situation comedy Red Dwarf, played by Chris Barrie. He is unpopular with his crew mates, and is often the target of insults or...
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  • 5 star rating I'm reading Pratchett's Night Watch books (yes finally) and enjoying them SO MUCH. Colon is Arnold Rimmer, but with no officiousness left. --
  • 3 star rating George Osborne is looking more and more like Arnold Rimmer (apologies to Red Dwarf fans) --
  • 5 star rating I just wrote a sentence that had 5 (FIVE) commas in it. I then hit myself over my head and deleted four of them. I felt like Arnold Rimmer. --
  • 5 star rating David Seymour reminds me abit of Arnold Rimmer. --
  • 4 star rating Kostas Manolas looks like a bearded Arnold Rimmer minus the H. --
  • 4 star rating George Osborne reminds me of Arnold Rimmer from Red dwarf --
  • 3 star rating My schedule is turning into something like one of Arnold Rimmer's revision timetables! --
  • 4 star rating "You always become the thing you hate the most" - Arnold Rimmer --
  • 2 star rating //Going to school dressed as Arnold Rimmer tomorrow. Haha! It'll be awesome! I have a H specially for it :D --
  • 3 star rating Tonight's had "hard light" holograms and none of them was Arnold Rimmer. What. The. Smeg. --
  • 5 star rating Meanwhile, just randomly, the Arnold Rimmer Song began rolling through my skullspace. I might be hankering for a bit of space comedy. --
  • 5 star rating Got the Arnold Rimmer song in my head... --
  • 3 star rating I just found out the theme for the work Xmas party: H. I know just who to go as: Arnold Rimmer. --
  • 3 star rating Sarah's got that Arnold Rimmer face on. The one he wears when he's being insulted. --
  • 5 star rating You're a bad man, Arnold Rimmer... Lol! x --
  • 3 star rating "What would Arnold Rimmer make of all this fun and frolicking? TimeOut asks. --
  • 5 star rating THAt'S ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD RIMMER --
  • 4 star rating Oh m y ogod space au danny would literally just be arnold rimmer --
  • 3 star rating Its not all bad Roban - you've still better at driving people to suicide than Arnold Rimmer --
  • 4 star rating Was told I sounded "exactly like Arnold Rimmer tonight." --
  • 2 star rating To paraphrase Arnold Rimmer, Valentine's was a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn. --
  • 5 star rating Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer --
  • 2 star rating Putting up the basecoat, making up the dinner, shoot myself in the knee, pretend I'm Arnold Rimmer --
  • 3 star rating backing electric drummers look too much the Arnold Rimmer song from for me to vote for them. --
  • 3 star rating The staging for was like a cross between Fallout 2 and the Arnold Rimmer song. --
  • 5 star rating We call one of the guys at work 'Arnold Rimmer'. He looks fuck all like Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf but he's got a boyfriend called Arnold --
  • 5 star rating "We have nothing to fear but fear itself! Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation. And obviously death and failure......" Arnold Rimmer, RD-X --
  • 1 star rating I was about to make a homework timetable, but then I realised I would literally turn into Arnold Rimmer if I did. --
  • 4 star rating Quote by Arnold Rimmer in the Red Dwarf series 3 episode "Polymorph". --
  • 5 star rating I think I'm turning into Arnold Rimmer! --
  • 1 star rating He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, without him life would be much grimmer, he's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner... --
  • 5 star rating Cult comedy meets natural history as my daughter calls her 2 pet caterpillars Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister. They are both green. --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 1 star rating My personality is this monstrous hybrid of Edmund Blackadder, Arnold Rimmer and Rik from the Young Ones, I'm so sorry everyone --
  • 3 star rating There is a guy on the radio talking about Esperanto who may actually be Arnold Rimmer ... --
  • 1 star rating Love my new job. Everyone there is really kind, good looking, and clever. I feel like Arnold Rimmer joining the Holo-Ship. --
  • 5 star rating Big fan of Curly, Mo & Larry Happy birthday to Chris Barrie In Red Dwarf he's Arnold Rimmer Suggestive name, we'll let that simmer --
  • 1 star rating GIVE ARNOLD RIMMER HAPPINESS I CANT BEAR TO WATCH HIM SUFFER ANY LONGER HES ALREADY DEAD PLS GIVE HIM A BREAK AND A HUG --
  • 3 star rating No crumbs for coos? Arnold Rimmer disagrees. Last day working in Denmark, but I'll be back soon. --
  • 5 star rating Sarcasm level = arnold rimmer --
  • 5 star rating Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning. --
  • 3 star rating The older I get, the more Arnold Rimmer my reactions to things become. --
  • 4 star rating Oh, the Miz. He's like the Arnold Rimmer of WWE. <3 --
  • 5 star rating Sudden realisation why Arnold Rimmer's name is so demeaning almost a decade after first watching Red Dwarf. I was a sweet, innocent child. --
  • 4 star rating "Is Hux [from star wars 7] that Arnold Rimmer looking fella?" - Me rn --
  • 3 star rating You know how Arnold Rimmer's last words were "gazpacho soup"? Mine will be "span tags" --
  • 1 star rating After spending the night with Tongue Tied running through my head, I woke up with the Arnold Rimmer song playing... --
  • 1 star rating In some photos, Jeremy Hunt reminds me of "Red Dwarf's" Arnold Rimmer in scenes where he's acting smugly self satisfied. --
  • 1 star rating Matthais Cormann is 50% terminator, 50% arnold rimmer. No brain, no spine, and programmed to kill. What idiot would elect him? --
  • 5 star rating So many things to do, I don't know where to start! Maybe I should follow example of Arnold Rimmer & construct a timetable, or a 5-year plan. --

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