Never be ashamed of having a crush on Austin Carr I'm a crusher
American basketball player
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Why People Have A Crush On Austin Carr
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Listening to he is like Sonny Liston doing commentary... -- Larry Nash
- Austin Carr saying "Deep in the Smoothie King" is somewhat disconcerting. -- Jason Stout
- Why Austin Carr sound so mad?! -- musiq stone child
- He is goofy -- Richard Michael
- How is Austin Carr employed!? -- Boomer Wickham
- What is Austin Carr talking about?! Did he just say Anthony Davis will move into the spot of the 3rd best player in the league this year?? -- Korry W. Lee
- Austin Carr just said Anthony Davis is the third best player in the NBA -- Aaron Jones
- He is a FOOOOOL lmao -- Count Baesie
- The Austin Carr drinking game is gonna be insane this season -- DREAMViLLAiN
- Is Austin Carr speaking in complete sentences? -- Travis Doss
- Man I will watch Cavs games on mute just so I don't have to listen to Austin Carr's commentary. -- MJ The DJ
- He is already blacked out and it's only the 1st quarter.. Pretty early, even for him. -- Carson Bogdanovich
- When Austin Carr talk all I hear is "283$;akxieiwornfiwhd194$aodjfj" -- Captain Finesse
- If there is one negative thing I can take from lebron coming back is now I have to listen to Austin Carr regularly. This guy is terrible. -- Chris Young
- Austin Carr just called Gabby a "very fiiiine young lady" I'm weak -- B. Brantley
- He is so funny lol -- Rowland ✈
- He is outdated -- Shank
- Nobody is happier than Austin Carr lol -- ...
- Austin Carr really just called Tristan Thompson, T-Top? Hey, at least it's something new. -- Steven R. Walker
- Somewhere in Cleveland, he is yelling, "LeBron throws the hammer down!" -- Dr. Mantis Toboggan
- I'm so happy the Cavs are on national tv this year so I'm not forced to listen to Austin Carr. -- Kevin Moss
- He is a G -- Bunceter Skrine
- Just realized something. The worst part about LeBron being back in Cleveland: having to listen to Austin Carr color commentate. Hate it. -- James Raymond
- As a LeBron fan I'm gonna miss the Heat broadcasters. Always so professional. he is such a homer and so repetitive. -- Tony Nelson
- Austin Carr was so happy to be watching good basketball again. It gives me hope that good does exist in this world. -- Bandron Rivello
- I love how Austin Carr thinks everything is hilarious. You could tell the man a knock-knock joke & he'd be laughing 20 minutes later. -- Brittany Anderson
- He is so happy lol -- A.P.
- I love Austin Carr I really do but I prefer for him to just...not -- Brittany
- Wat in the hell is Austin Carr saying lol -- Brodus
- Austin Carr be dickridin so much -- DeRico Sanchaz
- My favorite thing is that the Cavs fans have to listen to their terrible announce crew all year long. he is shit. -- Classy Guy
- Wow. Just found out that he is actually certified as being mentally retarded. No surprise there. -- DidThisDudeJstDidThs
- He is a bad commentator.. Very bad! -- Tyrese Rice
- I forgot how much fun it is listening to Austin Carr call a game -- Steve Mazanec
- I've never heard anyone say they enjoy hearing Austin Carr call the Cavs games. How is this man still employed?? I need answers!! -- Mr. Anderson
- He is too silly -- Navi Carnegie
- The best part about the Cavs playing on national so often this year... less Austin Carr making me wanna break my TV. He's so bad -- Bino
- He is trending nationwide, just as he should be. -- Will Gibson
- Wait what is Austin Carr saying -- Samuel
- So the next off season move the Cavs need to pull off is getting rid of Austin Carr. -- Alex Chengelis
- GET THAT WEAK STUFF OUTTA HERE. It's so wonderful to hear Austin Carr again -- Nicole DiVincenzo
- Is it possible to be a Cavs fan and hate Austin Carr as a commentator? -- Caleb King
- Hell is a constant loop of austin carr garbling, "GET THAT WEAK STRUFF OUTTA HERE!" -- Toast Dudley
- He is the greatest -- Dom Massa
- He is unbearable -- John Bacarella
- Man I really hate Austin Carr, his voice is annoying -- Redd
- Austin Carr so turnt. -- Sean
- I love how Austin Carr comments while he is commentating haha -- OB O'Brian
- Lebron isnt trending in the US... but austin carr is -- Jake Fekete
- He is deep in the smoothie king -- Maria Moore
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