Austin Powers

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• My Ebola pandemic kit is a Fleshlight, an Austin Powers costume and a copy of Tuesdays with Morrie. -- Patton Oswalt
• Does the word "horny" being used seriously make me cringe bc its inherently cheesy or bc growing up w austin powers ruined it for me forever -- Amber Eeeeeee
• Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah! Mike Myers Austin Powers in Goldmember -- Best Movie Line
• I should really get ready... But... Austin Powers. -- William Matthias
• The only cool thing is the famous woman from desperate housewives and Austin powers here -- Francesca Sophia
• And the second is foxxy cleopatra from Austin powers gold member -- pukeboy69
• Austin Powers has his priorities straight. He gets involved in an explosion and the first thing he does is check if his crotch is alright -- Shriekin' Dreamer
• All I wanna do right now is watch Austin powers -- Lauren Sanders
• Goldmember is the only good Austin Powers let's be reall. -- Castiel
• "This is Beyonce before she was in that movie." '...which movie?' "Um Austin Powers? That's what made her." -- Erin Rowland
• Why is it every time I watch I can't help thinking about Austin Powers? -- Mr. Dobalina
• Note __ Austin powers is plagiarized ..from Shakespeare -- LIOC
• Austin Powers intro song is my theme song -- Kase
• Austin powers is so dumb but so funny -- Val
• Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina... -- Alejandro
• (this is michael myers the murderer btw, god i'm always so annoyed at austin powers michael myers for having the same name) -- KIR$T3N ♀
• Is it just me or is the crisis like that slow moving steamroller in an Austin Powers film. Dangerous, scary and avoidable? -- an evil weasel
• House, Zuni, Austin Powers and winery sitting is a good gig... -- Catherine MacPhail
• He is so great -- alexa
• Bloke on BT Sport 1 is he isn't he? -- Jon Edwards
• 4 consecutive plays of the Austin Powers Theme Song and this rude woman pays to change the song. I will scream until her music is over -- Mike Mancini
• What's Mojo Risin? Mojo, thanks to Austin Powers, is our vitality & vigour. Chilli is the superfood that fuels it! Go get 'em tiger :-D -- Pratap Chahal
• Why is this sub telling us the summery Austin Powers ? She's craazy -- Amber Yarbrough
• How about a new Austin Powers movie that's about frozen 1990s jokes being thawed and let loose on an unsuspecting modern world? -- J/oshua=J.°Slone♂'14
• So having no money on a Friday night to do anything leads to me watching Austin Powers, not a bad substitute -- Robert Harris
• The mailman takes fucking forever when I need a specific mail but when I don't need shit this nigga is worse than Austin Powers -- B
• Austin powers is comedy gold -- Jesse
• I just want to lay in bed and watch Austin Powers all day, is that too much to ask? -- Kristen Sarniak
• I really want to watch Austin powers -- chels
• Do kids even know who he is? -- Kikmi
• The offense is like Austin in Austin Powers 2, they think they have lost their mojo but really they still have it. -- Jon Summerhays
• My whole life starts melting if I'm not sexually active for a long period of time. I feel like austin powers and his mojo being took -- ⚡ZeaL OrDyl⚡
• Really in the mood to watch austin powers -- Diezel Underwood
• All 3 austin powers movies on 1 disk sign me up tho!!! Yes!!! My night is made lmao -- SteveOhh
• Connor is Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Every Damn Body. -- BaeWatch ♔
• I just realized that the dude from Austin Powers was called Gold Member because member is another way to politely say penis....it was golden -- Devan Frazier
• Rob Zombie movies are the Austin Powers of horror with the crazy amount of stunt casting. Lords of Salem is especially crazy. -- Disappointed Cyborg
• That British guy who played Batman's butler and Austin Powers' dad is the white people equivalent to Morgan Freeman -- Tommy Carver
• My comment feed is suggesting there is/are some kind of sport event(s) happening. *goes back to watching Austin Powers trilogy* -- Thaila Skye
• I'm so weird when I'm home alone speaking to myself in a Dr evil off Austin powers voice lmao. -- George Holmyard
• My goal is to get all the Austin Powers movies -- Priscilla Senese
• When i saw austin powers as a child i thought it was a ridiculous caricature of british people. now im not so sure.... -- Q
• "There's nothing more pathetic than an ageing hipster." I think watching he is the best decision I made today. -- Amy Sage
• "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath taking. I suggest you try it." Dr. Evil - Austin Powers -- Murder von Darkreach
• Grease and Austin Powers were two of my favorite movies in elementary school. This explains so much. -- Herr Julia
• He is so corny -- °»Houdini's Sister«°
• this is u -- Nick Sacco
• I feel like i vaguely know beyonce a bit better than most who dont listen to her much because of her being in austin powers: gold member. -- Alexander Laird
• He is a funny movie. -- Kevin Joseph
• Dodgeball, along with austin powers and billy madison, is one of those movies that i saw at a tender time in my life and like -- yoonas wonky eye

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