Barry Melrose

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• He is the strangest specimen on earth. -- Kaleb Pittman
• The only thing I don't like about hockey is Barry Melrose. -- count frankula
• My migraine was almost gone til being subjected to Barry Melrose's plaid jacket on ESPN -- Mo Ship
• Worst part of hockey being back? he is back. -- Stewart Summers
• So he is ESPN's Don Cherry now? -- Kyle Mitchell
• I love watching hockey, but Barry Melrose ruins it for me. He thinks Hockey is the hardest sport in the world. -- Zachary Mathews
• He is the man -- devon salamone
• He is hella tacky -- Edmond Dantes
• It's always a sad day when he is back on espn -- Griffin
• It's hockey season, which means he is back spittin facts on y'all whilst being fresher than febreze -- gavin andretti
• Barry Melrose has been flowin' all summer, hockey is back. -- Jack Toohey
• Barry Melrose said the Stanley Cup is the best trophy in professional sports. HA! -- 10/29
• It's just the first day of the NHL season and Barry Melrose's suit game is already on point. -- Jaime Omar Gonzalez
• He is the worst hockey analyst, other than that piece of shit Barnaby, that espn could find -- Ryan Pascall
• He is on SportsCenter. It must be season. -- Andrew
• Let's be honest, hockey is only on ESPN right now because LA team won. It's not April, hello there, Barry Melrose. -- Nick Baum
• And he is back -- Landon Williams
• Barry Melrose always says the Stanley Cup is the hardest championship to win but I've never once heard him support that claim -- drew
• Thank god barry melrose is back to provide groundbreaking and inspiring commentaries to the inner workings of the nhl -- young propet
• Oh God he is back -- David Dalton
• Hawks beat Kings @ their banner ceremony & won the Cup that year. So by Barry Melrose logic my ring size is 8. Kthxbye -- David J. Barclay III
• Barry Melrose's flow is all too real -- Keith Mikkelson
• Fucking hate hockey, but he is my nigga -- Tony
• Barry Melrose's flow this year is unreal -- Taylor Cohan
• Barry Melrose's mullet is epic. -- Derrick T. Lewis
• BARRY MELROSE IS BACK ON SPORTSCENTER THANK THE SWEET LORD -- Barr Younker
• He is back! -- Ivan Leander
• You know it's real when he is back on SportsCenter -- Ethan Gorelkin
• Barry Melrose's flow is on point as always -- Sir Liftsalot (Tom)
• "The reason Toronto won't make the playoffs this year is because they're toronto" - Barry Melrose -- Milaad
• Hockey is back. And so is Barry Melrose's awesome mullet. -- Miles Saenger
• Barry Melrose just said Crosby's star has completely fallen...this is why ESPN knows nothing about hockey -- Marcnado
• It may be the opening night for the NHL, but Barry Melrose' mullet is in playoff form. -- Corey Bates
• He is as useless as Mel Kiper -- Lucas Pichette
• He is such a bro -- Mike Cannova
• Holy fuck Barry Melrose's mullet is looking good -- Joe Boehler
• Barry Melrose's flow is beautiful -- corey jenoure
• Barry Melrose's flow is too real -- Tommy Noble
• I wonder if ESPN is personally mocking the NHL by retaining Barry Melrose as its top analyst. With that mullet, they HAVE to be! -- Mr. Tito
• Is it just me, or is Barry Melrose slowly evolving into Boss Hogg? -- Jeff Tilden
• He is top 3 ESPN analyst -- Mike Van Der Veken
• The worst thing about the NHL being back is that I have to listen to Barry Melrose on Sportscenter. -- Drew Wharton
• He is the only hockey analyst I ever see in sports center -- Myleslow
• Wow he is lookin rough n shit -- Jarod
• Barry Melrose mully is straight -- NICKY B
• Barry Melrose. I love you. But, dude, your mullet is...out...of...control. -- Erik Raines
• Barry Melrose lookin good tonight!!! NHL is BACK BABAY!! -- Scott Schulte
• Barry Melrose cleanly-shaven is a disturbing thing to see. -- Preston Pung
• He is by far the worst espn analyst. His hair makes me wanna throat punch him every time i see it. -- Bryan Culler
• Barry Melrose's attire and hair is in prime form already. I think I can count 5 hair colors, not sure though. -- Tyler Kees

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