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Dominican professional baseball pitcher

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When will the Mets admit the fences moving isn't for more home runs but room for Bartolo Colon to join the bullpen? -- ABLDraft
Bartolo Colon and a PTBNL for a Porterhouse Steak. Then make the steak the PTBNL so Bart can eat it. -- Mark
Billy Butler is going to look amazing in those Gold unis. Not sure it will Bartolo Colon level amazing, but I'm excited. -- Kyle Brown
Mets fans: the ones who want More Cowgill, and think Bartolo Colon for Joey Gallo is fair. -- Shawn Farash
So says goodbye to the No worries, Ruben gonna sign Bartolo Colon and/or LaTroy Hawkins. -- al pepper
The Bartolo Colon one is good and Homer's face is funny, but Mark Sanchez running into her ass is the best one by far lmao -- Mike McLaughlin
Bartolo Colon's chin. Homer's mouth. Sanchez's fumble face. A cake pop. My pancake. The internet is a disturbing place. -- Brady Phelps
Mets rotation should be Matt Harvey, Zack Wheeler, Jacob deGrom, Bartolo Colon and then Gee or Jon Niese -- depending on which isn't traded. -- Adam Rubin

Last night I dreamed the Nats signed Bartolo Colón, but he had changed his name to Bartolo Jimón so nobody would recognize him. -- Tori
Bartolo colon's two-seam fastball paint is memcached -- memcached magic
Bartolo Colon's two-seam fastball paint is magical -- Nick Yuen
Since snow is fallng lets think spring and talk baseball. Question 1. Will Bartolo Colon finish the season with the Mets? -- Keith Wolderich
GOODNESS Bartolo Colon takes a line drive off the shin and is wincing in pain!!!! Brad Peacock warming up and coming in game -- Steven Eggert
Bartolo Colon's batting career is something else -- Christopher Connolly
Bartolo Colon's ERA is as inflated as he is at 4.81. Anyone thinking he has any trade value is out of their minds. -- Jay Peso
The White Sox hit .112 against the Pirates in 4 games. he is hitting .154 on the year -- Ryan Russell
Bartolo Colón is like that BP coach you've always wanted -- James Cotti
That sound is Bartolo Colon turning back into a pumpkin. -- Mike Murabito
That 4-way tie for 22nd place on the all-time Shart list is now Bartolo Colon, Ryan Dempster, Nolan Ryan and Steve Trachsel. -- Who Sharted?
Clearly he is upset that he can't bat in an AL park and thus it led to a bad outing. -- Uosdwis R. Dewoh
I know Bartolo Colon shouldn't be victim of bad defense but he's gotta pitch better. He is capable of it. -- M****
B5 (so far) Colabello HR; Martin 5-3; LHP Alex Torres for Bartolo Colon; Carrera due up; 7-0 TOR; -- Scott MacArthur
Bartolo Colon's ERA tonight is getting... fatty! -- Kevin Jordan
Bartolo Colon's been really bad this season. -- Rich MacLeod

I know it's hilarious to watch Bartolo Colon bat, but it ain't much fun to watch him pitch lately, is it? -- Garibaldi
He is the most hot and cold pitcher I've seen in a while. -- David
really making a dent in Bartolo' Colon -- unclebizzy4
Hard to blame all of this on Bartolo Colon. The defense is killing us. Making it harder for him. But what else is new? -- Lauren
Is Bartolo Colon sweating HGH? -- Michael Grant
Bartolo colon is a specimen bro -- chris
You know that he is walking back to the dugout and throwing back 3 or 4 twinkies and a diet Coke after every half inning. -- Benjamin Camenzuli
He is a monster on the mound -- Dom
He is still an innings chewer even at 42. All-Star consideration. -- 48-0
Bartolo Colon... How is he doing this -- A.R
Too bad we've got a DH in today's at game. Bartolo Colon batting against a knuckleballer is rich in comic possibility. -- Tom Hawthorn
I feel like commissioner Manfred owes us an apology. he is in the house and doesn't have to hit or run. -- Ben Ennis
He is the same shape as Peter Griffin. -- Greg Gaspari
I'm watching Bartolo Colon pitch for the first time in several years, and it's kind of breaking my brain. How is everything happening? -- Daniel George
He is my favorite pro athlete ever. -- Oilers McJunkie
I need you to stop what you are doing and listen: he is pitching. -- Adam Malik
If this game is tied after 9, it should be decided by a foot race between Bartolo Colon and John Gibbons. -- Jays Journal
If I can become half the man he is I'll be happy. -- Colin Teskey
Bartolo Colon's (9-4, 4.41) 0.9 walks per nine innings rate is the best in the Major Leagues among qualified starters this season. -- Mets Gameday
Somebody pls tell me how he isn't suspended indefinitely from MLB? The guy puts 'roids in his cereal! -- Josh
Bartolo colon/ra dickey is the best kind of pitching matchup -- Airplane Mode Milner
He is my favourite thing about baseball. I'm so down to watch two 40+ year old pitchers duel tonight. -- Mathias
It amazing that Bartolo colon has a 9-4 record but yet his era is 4.41 -- Pat Sharpe
How old is Bartolo Colon? -- Sarah
I'm sure he is thrilled at having to not deal with having to hit tonight though, so I guess I'm happy for him. -- Laura Miello
Jacob DeGrom 90 SO 10th most & 2.33 era 9th best in MLB / Bartolo Colon 9wins 3rd in MLB / Familia 19saves 5th most in MLB this season. -- TRUESTARZ_ZEEK